My natural habitat, or something.

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person:
but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me:
well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

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Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or, time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I’ll tell you that much.

(Source: starlourd, via mrbenwyatt)